notaparent Photos & Videos

5 days ago

Bar-to-baby pull ups were almost a thing in 2015 at the CrossFit Games. • Random day four or five years ago back in my CrossFit days. • #bartobabypullups #crossfit #baby #cute #fun #parenting #littlegirl #adorable #pullups #backday #lats #wide #functional #housewife #exercise #fitness #mom #dad #momfit #dadfit #notaparent #borrowed #safelyreturned #crossfitgames #event #workout #babynotincluded #laugh #zeroismyfavoritenumber • No babies were harmed. No need to call CPS. If you were legitimately concerned while watching this video then you are likely a helicopter parent and 90% responsible for why kids are such pussies these days. 👍

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3 weeks ago

Just hang em upside down till they listen. #notaparent

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1 month ago

Encore un peu de patience avant de voir arriver le #podcast et la #video de notre première invitée. Une femme qui n’a pas eu peur de se livrer corps et âme pour nous raconter un petit fragment de sa vie de maman. @mises_a_nu “ça fait boom boom dans le cœur et chlingtcha’ dans la tête !” ________ #parentalite #parenthood #parents #parenting #frenchparenting #freedom #honesty #people #feelgood #goodvides #bodypositivemovement #selfcare #selfacceptance #podcast #video #selfdoubt #mybodyjourney #misesanu #maman #mumtobe #mum #dad #notaparent

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1 month ago

Vaccines save lives! Have all #childfree people simply been successfully vaccinated against #babyfever ?? 🤔🤔🤔 T-shirt link in bio!

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2 months ago

My bird is taking care of unfertilized eggs. Her kids aren't even real and she still can't deal. 🤣

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2 months ago

Ahhhh oh my god a baby what do I do? Love my nephew #notaparent

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2 months ago

Na, végre!!! 🌞🌞🌞 És egy fontos kérdés: ⁉️Május 26-án Ezer Lámpás Éjszakája Budapesten a Király Dombon. Én ott leszek, ti jöttök⁉️ 5 éve már, hogy ehhez a programhoz csatlakoztam, országszerte részese lehettem az összetartozásnak és ennek a hatalmas erőfeszítésnek. A segítségnyújtás nem felbecsülhető, pénzben nem mérhető. A támogatás és együttérzés viszont erőt ad, reményt, és eggyel több esélyt. IDÉN BUDAPESTEN VEZETEM A MŰSORT - Köszönöm @karaszrobert a bizalmat és azt a megható élményt, amiben tudom, hogy részem lesz. 🙏 Gyertek el minél többen! ❤️❤️❤️

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3 months ago

Parent's Day (or Mother's and Father's Day) didn't use to mean a lot to me. But as more friends around me now have babies, I can vividly see the sacrifices that they make. Raising a kid is, in fact, the most challenging job on Earth. So cheers to all parents and Happy Parent's Day in Korea 👪 - - - - - - - #todayis #parentsday #mothersday #fathersday #2in1 #inkorea #happyparentsday #gohomeearlyday #flowers #carnations #redflowers #greenleaves #lovethemboth #parentslove #unconditionallove ❤️ #lovemyparents #asianparents #thingsneversaid #iloveyou #notaparent #harderthanstartup #사랑해 #어버이날 #어버이날카네이션 #어버이날꽃 #namu #namulifestyle

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3 months ago

This 👆🏼 ... This image so perfectly reflects reality for many parents. The same parents who asked their childfree friends, “But, who will take care of you when you’re old?!” Having a child does NOT guarantee you care or company in your old age. Click the 👉🏼Link In Bio👈🏼 to read my blog post titled: Who Will Take Care Of The Childfree When They’re Old? [image artist unknown]

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3 months ago

I just spent the last three hours volunteering for #internationalliteracyday by entertaining 94 first graders with "cave painting" horses with chalk. I feel like I should win the Nobel Peace Prize but instead I'll settle for a glass of wine and nap. This experience has further solidified my lifelong suspicions that I was never cut out for children. . #notaparent #naptime #pourme

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5 months ago

Happy 4th birthday to my favourite little human. Watching you grow the past 3 years has been so enjoyable and a privilege to me . I can’t wait for the next 100 years of watching you grow and become a little man. I love you Braxton Levi have the best day ever 🎁 love always aunty kel 💕 #notaparent

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6 months ago

I’m not a doctor, but posts like that really increase your odds of injury. (Go love up on @mom.wine.repeat !)

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6 months ago

My solution was to create business cards that read “Childfree Lifestyle” on the back💥 I start talking about my blog and hand them a card. Ooo-I could start going door to door and asking people why they ask this question...BRB!😂 . . . 🌸The Bitchy Bookkeeper is a brand designed to support and entertain the #childfreebychoice community🌸 . . 🔥NEW!!🔥... #childfree journals! LINK IN BIO to purchase on Amazon.com (or change to your desired country for best shipping rates). . (🇨🇦 Amazon.ca for qualified free shipping) . ✍🏽 @childfreejournals . 🌸 #cfbc #childlessbychoice #kidfreelife #journal #womenempowerment #prochoice #childfreezone #childfreeandlovingit #childfreeblog #motherhoodisoptional #journaling #bitchybookkeeper . . #nokids #notamom #nokidsforme #teamnokids #childfreelife #kidfree #birthcontrol #speak #fuckyourabortionban #childfreeliving #childfreewoman

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6 months ago

You ever have one of those days where the kids take everything out of you, and then you eat all the food in sight? • • Today was a hard day. Nk age 9 had a rough meltdown this morning, and it continued after school. I love her to bits but she knows how to wear me down by pushing every.single.button 😬 I had to walk away, breath, eat a cookie, and gather all my #scatteredmarbles — because I was going to implode. I am usually a very patient person. I know how to bring a child off the emotional ledge, redirect, problem solve, etc. Today though, today was hard. It was taxing, and I’m not proud of myself, my skills, or my words. So I’m going to sit here, give myself a pep talk for tomorrow, and eat another cookie. • • #🙋🏽‍♀️ #stresseating #losingmymarbles #patience #raisingkidsishard #easiersaidthandone #thisnannylife #ohnanny #notaparent #feellikeaparent #emotionallyexhausted #emotionalchildren #tomorrowisanewday #icanbebetter #parentsandnannies

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6 months ago

What if you decided this was gonna be the year you go for it...? What if this is the year you said “enough is enough!” I can’t go on like this any longer… What if this year you decided to do something for yourself and the return was you helped others? Think about that..it’s a powerful thought.. #dink #dualincomenokids #childfreebychoice #nonmom #kidsareexpensive #safesexandpaychecks #notaparent #dinklifestyle #freedomlife #nokidsforme #childfreelife #childfree #childfreelifestyle

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6 months ago

Thot I found the perfect planner but... #notaparent 😒

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6 months ago

the grey, pink and turquoise bat is the prettiest...its also a $250 bat, on sale from $349.99. I have expensive taste even when it comes to sports equipment. The people here are great though! Super knowledgeable!🤣 #fieldtrip #lunchbreak #notaparent

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7 months ago

Cannot tell you how many times he has said. “You wanted to be on top!”. Even to his friends on the phone excluding the you for she. #parentalalienation has already begun. I am #saving her before she has any idea that he is #notaparent #donewithhim

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7 months ago

Let’s get it straight right now. I’m not expecting! This post is a nice follow up to my previous post. Trying to figure out what the secret sauce is about... that no one really lets you in on until you’re pregnant and have a child. ⠀ ⠀ My aunt gave me this book to give to my friend who just had a beautiful baby girl or for me to keep 😂. I haven’t made it over to give her the book yet. ⠀ ⠀ But do any parents out there know ways people who don’t have kids can help, assist, or possibly relate to those new parents they’re close too? #parenthood #notaparent #unansweredquestions #facts #whatshappening #reading #casualreading #important #material #real #keepingitreal #silence

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7 months ago

In a world where beers are becoming progressively more nostalgic, “Out of the Lunchbox” by The Bruery is certainly at the top of the list with their PB&J ale. We’ve waited a while to crack this one open, and it was certainly worth the wait! It’s everything you remember about a delicious PB&J: it’s jammy, sweet, nutty, slightly salty, and “bready.” The aroma is just as good as the taste, and you’ll want to make sure you savor every sip as this drink takes you back in time. So pick up a bottle, share it with your kids, and enjoy together before you send them back to school after the holiday break LMAO...DRINK OUTSIDE THE BOX! #TheBruery #OutOfTheLunchbox #PBJ #PBJBeer #NostalgicBeer #CraftBeer #PeanutButterAndJelly #BeerCation #ChristmasBreak #DrinkOutsideTheBox #BeerZombies #FamilleRue #ThrowbackBeer #DontReallyDrinkWithYourKids #NotAParent #Beer

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7 months ago

(Read to the end if you’re a mama:) Yesterday’s #happybirthdayjesus party at Sunday School. A huge improvement over the first one our church did several years ago. When my kids were younger (4 and 2 - Essie started Cherub Choir at 2 because Essie thinks she and Kimmie are twins, so MUST do whatever Big Sister does.) And, being younger, were MUCH messier eaters. And someone (NOT a parent) thought it would be a good idea to celebrate Jesus’ birthday with the kids’ choirs by serving them a double chocolate 🍰 . With no forks. In the church parlor, as they were waiting to process into the sanctuary to sing in the Christmas Eve service. Their best Christmas dresses, a chocolate birthday cake, and no forks. What could POSSIBLY go wrong??? 🤦‍♀️ 🤦‍♀️ 🤦‍♀️ #notaparent #jesusbirthdaydoneright #jesusbirthdayparty #jesusbirthdaysundayschool #supermomhacks

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7 months ago

Had such a lovely time at Asher's baptism! @earl_a8 I love my little baby naphew so much! It's so nice to see the boys with him too! It makes my heart so happy! I'm so glad my love and the boys came with me today!!! #familytime #nephewsbaptism

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